petroleum

why do we indulge ourselves with nicotene? im talking bout the need and urge to puff up, eventhough everyone knows its bad, makes u sick and leads the masses to premature deaths.
my mum calls me an idiot for smoking in this day and age when doctors and researches have concluded basically that ciggies are bad with big effects.
I was reading the paper today on the way back from work. In one page, it had 5 large pictures of gross effects of ciggies, one of them being a really disgusting inflamed throat. there was also an accompanying article of the detrimentals of nicotina with the header, `still want a smoke?`.
I thought nothing of it and 2 seconds later was more into the report about Beckham fucking up his foot again.
I know for a fact, i can get seriously ill and probably die from them, but i still do light up on average 20 times a day, even more if im in the company of alcohol. its not im oblivious to the facts, but its just that i enjoy and still continue.
heck, ill probably be smoking now while writing this, if it wasnt for a `no smoking in house` policy.
i think the problem is, im arrogant. and i think alot of us are too.
arrogant to believe shit might happen to others, but not me?
i dont know.

lager

i was called last nite at 2am by a concerning friend from Brunei, whom thought my last post about the carnival including the booty shaking terms, made me sound like a 'dirty old man'. let me clarify that, i am dirty but im not old.
no seriously, that was how it was man. no other way of putting it niks. thanks for the call tho. call again sil vous plait.

i sigh now everytime i have to listen to that song bout `i rather dance with u than talk to u` or the `oh you silly stupid past time of mine` song. im tired of being told that im suppose to know the drill.
dude, happy first man.. seriously.

100 sheets

notting hill street carnival 2007. one word to describe it. WICKED! one of the biggest annual european carnival in london was held over the weekend. monday being the final day for miles long of booty shaking Caribbean and afro music. 1.5 million ppl was reported to have flocked the streets for this booty of a carnival.
i dunno but theres a weird chemistry between booze and drums. a sense of all hells lets loose. everyone was having a good time, shaking this and booty pumping that. extraordinary.
lotsa colourful costumes, intense beats, and alcohol sums up the event. and the food which was very carribbean with jerk chicken and the likes. unfortunately, didnt get some this time as the lines were longgggggggg.
was reported in the papers today that 2 dudes got shot at and another stabbed at this year. the organizers continued to say its been the best carnival so far without much incidents, killings,etc.
PAR PUNDE.

the area we hanged out had 3 cops changed in over the duration of a couple of hours as we kept getting the dancers to harass and booty shake them. one copper replied to a `OH YEAH!` when i asked him if he was enjoying himself yet. good man.

cant wait for next year.

phillips

no more fucking about you geezer,
step up to the plate and prove urself.
or else take ur plonkers and fuck off back to mumsy.

i work long hours in a kitchen, i watch too much gordon ramsay. im tired and pissed.
shits going pete tong.

100% cotton

getting 3 hours of sleep,
awoken to the housemate leaving for his flight home to kl,
working a 15 hour shift till midnight, oh not that bad, had half an hours break along the way,
sleeping at 2am, looking forward to another 15 hour bliss in the kitchen tomorrow on a scheduled sunny sunday.
happy happy joy joy.

grante achatzor

this is what i come home to, this is my shelter

siapa cakap london best?

par punde

ey, im yellow!

this is suppose to be me in the simpsons. have a go here to get simpsonized (it wont look like u, but who cares, ur yellow and u can go 'd`oohhh'?)

cucumber lasagna

Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date;

Take note people, it doesnt do much when u try to impress someone with this sonnet, even more when the person ur trying hard to impress is from your own generation of public schooling Malaysians. However beautiful the words are, it just shows u can actually remember something, something 'everyone' had to memorize anyway back in the day. Take my word for it, dont use em words. I would conclude ur better off with a really good knock knock joke.